
Once upon a time there was a rock and i sat on it . The wonderland lion-dragon thing was in the middle of nowhere the thing was blue and it was cold in the place i went to. i was sitting on the rock holding a black bucket and it was trying to eat it and then i was trying to get away from it and i smacked it with the bucket and i ran off. when it returned it returned with twenty more. and i hurried up and ran away as fast as i could and i fell in a hole and magically popped up in my kitchen where i was that morning eating waffles with whip cream on top. and i asked my mom where was i and how long was i gone? she said you've been here the whole entire time i never saw you leave.