For my first time Thanksgiving as host, I bought the biggest turkey they had in the store. It was huge enough to feed the whole town. The turkey will be great everyone said. So I put it in the oven and left it there and went to tell stories for the family. I did not here the turkey go off yet so I kept telling stories. Then one of my cousins went to get a drink and came back yelling saying its on fire. We all ased wat was on fire and he said the turkey. So I went to check and sure enough it was all burned up. That's why we all ate hamburgers.




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